Teh beginnings of an unfortunate derp[]
Po: tinky winky I made custard
T.W: YEY -nom- [has seizure]
Dipsy: WAT DA FUDGE??
Laa-Laa: Hes outta control!!!
-12:00 Midnight-
Po: [wakes up, sees tinky winky leave, wakes up Laa-Laa]
Laa-Laa: uuugh wat
Po: I saw tinky winky leeve
Laa-Laa: oh shizznizzle
Dipsy: was goin on???
Po: I saw tinky winky leeve
Dipsy: aww poo poo
Po: we got go on quest
Dipsy: but what if he come bakk
Laa-Laa: idk lol
Po: Cmon Laa-Laa less go
Laa-Laa: aight
~so they go on quest to find tw~
Po: dere he ees
Tw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Po: AW SHOOT
-Yakkity Sax music-
(Two minutes later)
White Tubby: uh oh everyone dead I go on quest
~1 hour long bike ride later~[]
WT: Okeez I heer
TW: GED DA FUK AWEY FROM MAH PUBBY CUSSAD
WT: SHIT
Dipsy: [sees WT with his hat from heaven] WAT DE FLIPPING POO HE STOLE MAH HAT I NEED REVENGE [goes back to earth, gets chainsaw and go on quest (so many quests lol)]
(5 years later)[]
WT: OK I heer
-VRRRM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOM-
Dipsy: C'MERE YA LIL FUKR
WT: AW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [turns into sanic and run away]
Dipsy: gaddammit
~at tubbietelly hills~[]
WT: were he
The Incredible TinkyTank: [read in deep voice] YER NOT GOIN ANYWHERE MOTHAF***A
WT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TT: Yah u betta run if ya know what's gud 4 ya
-wherever the newborns fight over which one gets to kill white tubby first-[]
-they playing Witt race cars, the girl just smack hers to the Finnish line-
Girl NB: YEAH I WIN [does a really awkward victory dance] UH UH UHH Y E A H
Boy NB: Dat not fayahh [that's how he says 'fair']
-footsteps noise-
Boy NB: (GAAAASP) sombodee cumin!
Girl: no shit Sherlock
Boy: buzz off Watson
WT: anybody here?
Both Newborns: -SCREEEEEEEE-
WT: God darn it stop with the fukin ear r**e!
-soon-[]
Custard Reject Facility[]
WT: OK. Okay! Dis look E Z!
???: Guardian
WT: wat
???: I'M U FROM TEH FOOTER
WT: NOOO! WHY?! IS IT CUS IM BALD?!?!
-laa laa dreem-[]
Shaadoo: RAARAARAARAAR
WT: but dude--
Shaadoo: RAARAAR
WT: -_-
Shadoof: derp
-skooooooOOOOOOOOOOOL-[]
Gost gurl: (idk wat to sey 4 hurr)
WT: hello?
GG: BLBLBLBLBLHAAHSIXJENENHDHXHHSJJENXNSN
WT: OMFG RUUUUUUUUUUUN
TUBBIETELE MOUNTAINS BIATCH[]
WT: wtf is that thing
Some random f*cking noob: Do not be afraid! Look how soft and fluffy she is! She just does not get enough love!
-Yeti picks up the noob and throws them into space-
WT: AW SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
Teletubby Cave (I'm actually spelling something right this time!)[]
Distorted: You cooking 'paghetti? I like 'paghetti.
WT: what the f**k.